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Cake is a delicious pre-War food.

GLaDOS's Cake RecipeEdit

A recipe pulled from the records of a blasted laboratory in the ruins of Old York.

RecipeEdit

Safe ingredientsEdit

  • Four large eggs.
  • One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
  • Nine large egg yolks
  • One 18.25-ounce package chocolate cake mix
  • One and two third (1 2/3) cups granulated sugar
  • One can prepared coconut pecan frosting
  • One cup granulated sugar
  • One cup lemon juice
  • One large rhubarb
  • One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb
  • One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb
  • Pull and peel licorice
  • Three slash four (3/4) cup vegetable oil
  • Three slash four (3/4) cups butter or margarine
  • Two cups all-purpose flower
  • Two cups rhubarb, sliced
  • Two slash three cups (2/3) granulated rhubarb
  • Two tablespoons rhubarb juice
  • Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire

Uncertain ingredientsEdit

  • Alpha resins (curic acid)
  • An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'
  • Proven preservatives
  • Deep penetration agents
  • Volatile malted milk impoundments
  • One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb (corrupted entry.)
  • Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes
  • Unsaturated polyester resin

GarnishesEdit

Don't forget garnishes such as:

  • Fiberglass surface resins
  • Fish shaped candies
  • Fish shaped crackers
  • Fish shaped dirt
  • Fish shaped ethyl benzene (an intermediate in the production of styrene, which in turn is used for making polystyrene)
  • Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
  • Sediment shaped sediment
  • Fish shaped solid waste
  • Candy coated peanut butter pieces (shaped like fish)

Dangerous ingredientsEdit

  • Adjustable aluminum head positioner
  • Cordless electric needle injector
  • Cranial caps
  • Injector needle driver
  • Injector needle gun
  • Slaughter electric needle injector
  • Gas and odor control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue

AnalysisEdit

Intended to be the most delicious cake ever, the recipe was never completed...

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