Der Kommissar is a song first performed in German by Falco, and quickly redone in English by After the Fire. It is a 1980's "one-hit-wonder", but a good one at that. It is acquired from Butcher Pete in the quest The Spirit of Radio to ward off Deathclaws. It is occasionally played by Butcher Pete on Galaxy News Radio UK, even if the player has his record, because Butcher Pete has at least 280 copies.
- The song's lyrics provide great advice for handling Deathclaws: "Don't turn around / Uh! Oh!"